Lessons Learned From These Disney Party Animals

King Hubert & King Stefan (Sleeping Beauty)

1. Every Party should start with your very own "Drinking Song"

Skumps! Skumps!
A toast to this night
When the outlook is rosy
But the future is bright
Our children will marry
Our kindoms unite
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

Skumps! Skumps!
A toast to the home
One grander by far than a palace in Rome
Let me fill up your glass
That glass was all foam
Skumps! Skumps! Skumps!

With the New Year around the corner, take note of these Disney party animals and the lessons they have learned.

Pinocchio & Lampwick (Pinocchio)

2. Be Careful with Your Choices

Be careful with your choices. Too much of Pleasure Island is sure to leave you feeling like a total ass.

Sir Hiss (Robin Hood)

3. Nobody likes you when you are overserved

Trust us, your friends hate it when you are never around when they need you.

Timothy Mouse & Dumbo (Dumbo)

4. You are the only one that thinks you're cute when you're drunk

You might think you look cute drunk, but beware. Those pink elephant illusions might leave some blanks in your memory. How did you get up in that tree anyway?

Pellinore & Sir Ector (Sword in the Stone)

5. Everyone and Everything is the best

Despite all the warnings, celebrate and be merry! Life is pretty awesome, after all.

Oh, and then there's this guy:

Minstrel (Sleeping Beauty)

Seriously, nobody likes you when you are overserved.