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Dueling Top 10 Lists

Top Ten Hottest Disney Characters: #8

1/28/2015

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#8 Hottest Male: Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog, 2009)

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Oh my gosh, Naveen is handsome. I mean, ridiculously handsome. He starts out as a bit of a playboy, which isn't really my cup of tea, but man...he is one major hottie. Just look at those eyes! Naveen is actually a realistic depiction of how a rich, good-looking prince would behave. The only reason he places so low on my list is because I'm not so sure how much he has truly changed. Sure, he learned his lesson as a frog, but I would imagine all bets are off once he is human again.  Does he stay monogamous to Tiana later on? What happens when he gets bored? It's nice to think he has become the ideal pair for Tiana, because she of all the Disney princesses deserves the best, but I don't trust his level of charm. He's almost too charming. I hate myself for being so attracted to a cartoon character.

#8 Hottest Female: Merida (Brave, 2012)

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There’s something to be said for imperfection.  You look at someone like Belle with her flawless features and there’s just nothing to really see.  Sometimes you need a gawky, chinless, chubby cheeked, frizzed out redhead chick like Merida to catch your eye.  In that sense, Merida reminds me a lot of Taylor Swift.  One moment, you’re thinking to yourself “what is this buck toothed, beady eyed stork doing on the cover of my Us Weekly?”  But then, it all comes into focus and you realize “OMG! T-Swizzle is one of the hottest celebs out there and I want to eat her!”  Don’t make the mistake of viewing Merida like a jigsaw puzzle thorough a keyhole.  Take a step back, change your purview and lose yourself in her flaws.  Plus, she’s a little badass who has ZERO interest in boys (though, not in a lesbo way) and doesn’t take any sexist, antiquated gender role crap from her unBEARable mother.  Oh, and she pronounces cake like “ceeehyk”… how hot is that?  

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