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Dueling Top 10 Lists

Top Ten Hottest Disney Characters: #4

2/3/2015

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#4 Hottest Disney Male: Robin Hood (Robin Hood, 1973)

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DON’T JUDGE ME FOR CHOOSING AN ANIMAL. If you close your eyes and just listen to Robin talk, you would see why he is so high on the list. This dude is smooth. Athletic, charming, protective of others, and a huge romantic; Robin Hood is a total fox (see what I did there?)! He is funny and likes to have a good time, even when he’s in danger. Risks his life to make sure poor people can eat.  He is incredibly loyal to King Richard and saves the whole kingdom. He’s even shy for just one moment, when he isn’t sure on how to speak to Maid Marian again. Of course, once he sees her, he proposes immediately and literally sweeps her off her feet. Not to mention, he can bro down with the best of them. Ladies love him, guys want to be him.

I’m not sure I could list all the wonderful character traits because he is perfect man. Well, perfect fox. If he weren't, he would have been my number 1. Disney should totally do a live-action Robin Hood movie with this character. WE NEED THIS.

#4 HOttest Disney Female: Tiana (The Princess & the Frog, 2009)

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“You can’t get what you want just by wishing for it.”  With this quote, Tiana strikes a blow across the bow of every Disney princess to come before her.  She’s not a mere girl wishing to be saved like a Snow White or Cinderella.  Nor is she a teenage brat who pouts until she gets her way like an Ariel.  Tiana has goals and none of which involve a man.  Sure, she meets a prince and falls in love but that’s just happenstance and their relationship evolves in a relatively organic manner considering it occurs while both Tiana and Naveen are transformed frogs.  In a lot of ways, she really is the first modern Disney princes.  And, most importantly, she’s drop dead gorgeous!  I especially like her full lips and bony shoulders… I also wouldn’t mind nibbling on her calf like it was a drumstick.  Yum!    
1 Comment
Sato
11/16/2015 12:50:56 am

HAHA!! I was just thinking about robin hood and whether or not animals counted, when I was reading about Gaston! Oh this is great. I agree. Whole hearteldy.

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