#3 Hottest Disney Female: Megara (Hercules, 1997)
Congrats to Meg! She’s made both my lists thus far (#4 for Best Henchman)! She’s just so sassy and tough and one of the most complex characters Disney has ever created. I’m a particular fan of how she doesn’t want to fall in love – she fights it! There's not much that’s hotter than watching a woman lose a battle against her heart and loins. Actually, there are a few things hotter… like Meg’s angular, lithe body, the way she talks out of just one side of her mouth, her perky little boobies and her poofy Greek hair-do!
#3 Hottest Disney Male: Roger (101 Dalmatians, 1961)
The Roger and Anita love story is one of my favorites. Simple, but ridiculously adorable, meeting in the park. What makes Roger a total hottie is that he is the most attainable. He’s just a normal dude, making a normal living, in a normal town. No princes or warriors to wait for; I can actually meet this guy someday! Plus, this is a rare view into the life after the happily-ever-after marriage scene – Roger and Anita actually are happy. They still flirt around the house (damn cute newlyweds). For a guy that was once all about his work, Roger has a great balance between his family life and his music. He loves his dogs, which is pretty irresistible to me. Try claiming that you didn't melt when he helped bring Lucky the puppy back to life. Oh, and how hot is it when he tells Cruella to shove it? You know Anita was lovin’ that!