Top Ten Hottest Disney Characters: #2

#2 Hottest Male: Gaston (Beauty and the Beast, 1991)

I don't care how predictable it is that Gaston is on the list, but he absolutely deserves it. He works hard for his physique, and as much as we'd like to think that's not important, it totally is when we're talking about hotties.  I don't even mind how conceited he is because he's completely, unapologetically self aware. He knows he's gorgeous and takes full advantage of it. Don't get me wrong; Belle is totally right to reject his advances because life with him couldn't possibly be any kind of wonderful. Still, homeboy is bona fide mountain man eye candy.

#2 Hottest Disney Female: Anna (Frozen, 2013)

It’s no mistake that every hottie up to this point is from a 90s movie and beyond.  To no fault of their own, the vast majority of Disney women weren’t all that interesting or fun from the ‘30s through the 80s (#SEXISM) and this greatly affected their overall attractiveness in this humble blogger’s opinion.  Now, this Anna gal is not only fun and cute as all-get-out but she is FUNNY with a capital “F!”  Usually, this type of hilarity is reserved for sidekicks like Timon and Pumba and/or villains like Prince John and Sir Hiss.  Never have we had a main character so funny… and she’s a princess at that!   Another thing I love about Anna is that she falls for a guy, in Kristoff, who is not physically perfect (BIG nose, dopey face).  Not all Disney leading men look exactly the same but they are all otherwise flawless. And, I know most dudes don’t regard cute as “hot” but I do and there’s *nothing hotter than pigtails, freckly shoulders, goofy smiles AND funny.

*Except for #1