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Dueling Top 10 Lists

Top Ten Hottest Disney Characters: #1

2/6/2015

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Honourable Mentions:

Before we reveal our number 1s, let's quickly touch upon the few we wished we had included!
Tinker Bell, Peter Pan (1953)
She’s Disney’s first sex symbol and also holds the distinction of consistently ranking among the hottest Disneyland “face characters.”
 
Anita, One-Hundred-and-One Dalmatians (1961);
Just look at her… SO FIERCE!  She really should’ve been Top 5, maybe even Top 3.  I blew it, man.

Ursula as Vanessa, The Little Mermaid (1989)
I squandered the perfect opportunity to include a villain because, sometimes, true evil is hotter than scorched earth.
The Beast, Beauty and the Beast (1991) 
 I actually found him attractive when he was yelling and growling with that super deep beast voice of his, but when he became human...whew. That's one gorgeous man. No wonder he was such a jerk.
 
Le Shang, Mulan (1998)
 Great bod, just a little too boring for my taste. Still, he leads on of the best montages ever with a kick-ass song to match (pun intended).
 
Andy, Toy Story 3 (2010)
Admittedly, I had forgotten about super cute, college bound Andy. Dammit. He's all grown up now, still melting my heart when he plays with Bonnie. Andy's mom did a great job.

#1 Hottest Disney Female: Tiger Lily (Peter Pan, 1953)

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Like most Disney princesses, Tiger Lily is a teenager.* But what’s different about her is how dignified and mature she is.  She’s not a boy crazed petulant brat, swimming around in a clam shell bikini like an Ariel or making dresses and singing about “love” and “dreams” like a Cinderella or a Snow White.  On the contrary, Tiger Lily wears a modest fringe Mumu, she doesn’t say anything about anything (she LITERALLY has no lines) and has the heart throb, alpha male of the island wrapped around her little finger.  She’s not pining after him, she’s toying with him!  All the while, silly girls like Wendy, the mermaids and Tinker Bell are getting all catty and jealous, fighting over Peter’s affections.  Tiger Lily is above such nonsense and you just know she’s going to be ruling Neverland with an iron feather sooner rather than later. She may be young but she’s more woman than most Disney princesses and will only get hotter and more powerful in the many moons to come.

*Snow White: age 14
Aurora, Ariel, Jasmine, Mulan (not a princess) and Merida: age 16
Belle: Age 17
Pocahontas, Rapunzel and Anna: age 18
Cinderella and Tianna: age 19
Elsa: age 21


#1 Hottest Disney Male: Tarzan (Tarzan, 1999)

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Let's begin by putting aside for a moment that Tarzan is practically naked throughout the whole film. He is ridiculously wonderful is so many ways. Curious, adventurous, a great friend, and a romantic. Got all that? Okay, now add that he doesn't let himself be defeated when Kerchak refuses to welcome him to the family. He ends up saving him! Not to mention, he leads one of my favorite action scenes of all time when he saves Jane from the baboons. The closer? He's a total mama's boy. Ahhhh, is there anything more attractive than a man that loves his mom?

Remember when I told you to put aside that he's almost naked? We can go back to that now. Thankfully, Disney was playing off the gaining popularity of the extreme sports in the 90s, so we got to see Tarzan's gorgeous bod skate, ski, and flip all over the jungle. Just look at those abs! Then the eyes...yeah...I wouldn't mind staring into those.
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Jorg
8/12/2017 01:33:41 pm

This was a complete and utter waste of time

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